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Saturday, 17 April 2010

Mechanical-B Mechanical Bhi




Finally,
The time has come to bid farewell to my dear friends,
With whom I took the oath of setting new Mechanical Engineering trends.

Oops,
I think I got a bit emotional while stating the above line,
Who cares to be a trendsetter, when everything is running smooth and fine.
So, instead of making this conversation technically sad,
Give me a chance to turn you MAD,
Here is a descriptive story of B Section guys,
Enjoy this poem with the Coke and French fries.

Starting with the HUNKY guy,
Who’s unbeatable how hard you may try,
Only 1411 left and He’s one of them,
Rupesh -‘The SHER’ is really a glittering gem.

Now, think of something very lean,
2 words will strike your mind,
Daredevil Rakesh Kumar is the only one of its kind.

Hey, do you know Mr. Bean?
Who ridicule you without uttering a word,
Shambhu Shukla plays the same character,
But he acts cleverly not as a nerd.

Just opposite of him is Vishnukant Jha,
Who keeps on chattering throughout the day,
And when you ask him to cut the crap,
‘Dost ho kar aisaa karega?’ is what he’ll say.

Pradeep Patel follows the same trail,
And utters ‘Technical’ rubbish without any fail,
He and Sudhanshu shares their experiences well,
For every topic they always have something new to tell.

Far away from all this,
We have one saint in our class,
The calm and quite ‘Sant Saurabh Das’.
You won’t find him doing anything absurd,
He is in real terms a man of few words.

The group of 6 members is worth mentioning,
It includes Aproop, Vipin, Vivek, Sankalp, and Sumit Singh.
The group is mixture of dazzlers and freaks,
They have range of information from bikes to Chicks.
Varun Pratap is the 6th member,
Whose name all teachers remember,
He’s good at tossing the chalks around,
And possess great talent of creating unusual sounds.

The most famous character of our section,
Who never forgets one thing to mention,
To thank Mr. Bill Gates for the PowerPoint feature,
That aids his presentation with animated picture.
He’s none other than Mr. Prashant K. Gupta,
Also known as ‘Chappy-The Chapman’, jo kabhi nahi rukta.

Next comes the Hip-Hop guy,
Who wears metallic bangles as his lucky charm.
Rahul Patel hai uska naam,
He lives and works on online farms.

The 3V battery is another group of friends,
Where Vipin and Vikas are the two ends,
Vikram is also connected to them,
Hi-Fi talks let the current flow through them.

Do you know who’s the most ‘Jugaadoo’ guy?
Prakhar Bothra is his name,
I just don’t know why,
But this ‘Doctor’ knows shortcut of every mind game.

‘SHORTAGE OF WATER!!!’,we don’t fear,
Because we have 2 Sagars (Sahu & P.) in our class,
But the problem is a bit different here,
One runs after the girls and other rarely attends the class.

Who’s the leader of our class?
It’s quite clear form his name,
Siddharth Gandhi is the guy,
If any faults found, he’s to be blamed.

From the field of sports,
When a reporter reports,
3 names always comes up,
Rohan, Saurabh Singh and Saurav Kashyap.

There is one, who’s just opposite,
Whom I’ve never seen in casual outfit,
He’s the bookworm and wears bold spects,
For this crime, Rahul Uttamani is the prime suspect.

Srijan Chandrakar shares the same temperament,
The guy keeps low profile but he’s highly intelligent.

Who’s ‘Tech Savvy’ amongst all of us?
This question is not a big fuss,
Subhashish Nandi is the answer,
Contact him for Ppts and other file transfers.

You can find 2 ‘WANTED’ tags,
Tied to everybody’s’ bag,
It’s difficult to find them anywhere,
Vivek and Prakash Soni are the Hide ‘n’ Seek players.

Next one is the guy, gifted with sophisticated features,
Who appears to be a foreign based creature,
The gentle appearance and stupendous accent of his voice,
Makes Rishabh Bajaj unquestionably the right choice.

Saikat Mukherjee exhibits an extraordinary skill,
He keenly donates blood without a RE-FILL.
When his companion Shubham is around,
Be sure of something mischievous to be found.

Do you know who’s the DON?
Arre...apne Vidya bhaiyaa aur kaun,
Shaant swabhaav ke vyakti hain ye,
Pata nahi log inse kyun hain darrte?
‘GURUJI’ ke naam se hain jaane jaate,
‘N.S.S’ ki Sevabhavnaa ka path hain padhaate.

Who’s the coolest guy here?
Say it loud without any fear,
Funky clothes is what he wears, 
His concept of life is very clear,
Live to the fullest and make it large,
‘The TOPIWALA Sardar’ is our ‘Sartaaj’.
Satdeep Singh Arora is his name,
Full entertainment is assured when he’s in the game.

Next comes the 5 member troop,
Abrar Bhai is the leader of this group,
Sujit & Narendra are the associate members,
Omprakash & Amol are the defenders.
The group is all about LAZY chaps,
Though they are entertaining despite their craps.

At last, come the 3 Gentlemen,
‘PIYUSH’ is the term common in them,
With Chandraker, Patel and Agrawal as their surnames,
They should be treasured in Mechanical’s HALL OF FAME.

So, the poem is over for your delight,
And now you will get some respite.

Conclusion:-

1. Section-A only talks, but B-Section always Rocks !!! (Oops...)

KEEP SMILING........

#Date- 29/March/2010

#Occasion: Bidding farewell to my classmates & friends.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

GOODBYE SENIORS.....


Bidding to the Seniors my final 'Goodbye',
The students who are now Techno Guys;
Knowledge of Engineering imbibed in them,
Be it piston-cylinder or rotating cam.

They have completed their Engineering studies,
Or the other way round their 'Mugging up' worries;
And the moment has come for them ,
To access their knowledge from ROM to RAM.

Now it is the time,
When they will sing this rhyme,
"पापा कहते हैं BADDA नाम करेगा..........
बेटा हमारा ऐसा काम करेगा........."

But.....But........But......
At this instant,
We have to mind the time,
Hey don't look at your watches.........
It's RECESSION time !!!
And that compels you to sing this rhyme,
"पापा कहते हैं BADDA नाम करेगा......
लेकिन बेटा हमारा क्या काम करेगा ......??? "

Answer to this question you know better,
And, I know my Seniors are 'Go-getter';
So,instead of discussing it rather,
Let me make it a Political matter.

In this politically heated season,
When you have with you an important reason,
Here I suggest you best of the tricks,
Why don't you all join Politics ???

It's a good job opportunity with name and fame,
And if you are a good player of this game,
You will definitely end up in Central Ministry,
And, we will proudly cherish a BITian creating history.

Hey,You all have our support ,
So, just go to the public and ask for the VOTE !!!

Jo bhi hai,
Fight the battles ahead in Mechanical way,
कृपया RECESSION और मंदी को फोड़ कर रख दें !!!


In the end,
I would like to express my gratitude
to our departing Seniors,
We really enjoyed your company,
And Here's bidding 'Good-bye' from us,Your Juniors.

#Date-21-03-2009
#Occasion-Farewell to Seniors.


Friday, 25 July 2008

Welcome Juniors

Welcome Juniors

Hey Juniors!!! Mechanical Department ‘welcomes’ you,
As for our family you are new.
Let me introduce you to the Mech Block,
Where, you have to survive round the clock.

Starting with the E.G lab,
Just above the ceiling’s slab,
I hope you drafted your ideas well,
Nothing new for you to tell.

Next comes the Lab of Measurements,
It accommodate gauges and other instruments,
Practical adds more to your value,
Just connect the instrument and reading it will tell you.

Class room comes next to it,
Hope you know the scenario of the place, where you sit.

Next Lab is of Thermodynamics,
It includes Boilers and it’s bricks,
‘Prototypes’ appear to be fascinating,
and everybody faints while ‘Manual’ making.

‘Air Conditioning’ lab is still a mystery,
HMT lab shares same history,
These two labs are not known to me,
Why to take tension? Just be tension free.

Next comes the Lab of Mechanics,
You must have played with ‘Efforts & Tricks’;
By the side of the staffroom is departmental library,
Its unusual darkness is quite scary,
Although books are there for enlightening your mind,
Answer to your queries you will find.

Jumping from the 1s floor ....to he Ground level,
Let us restart our travel.
First comes the CAD/CAM section,
Meant for designing the ‘machine sections’.

Heading on to the 3-in-1 place,
With SOM-KOM-&-DOM as its face,
It is the place where UTM resides,
And mechanically charged Governor ball glides;
It is the place where machines talks,
In short we can say ‘Mechanical Rocks’.

Computer Lab lies next to it,
Making numerical formulae practically fit.

Next comes the Seminar Hall,
White board in position covers the wall,
Meant for briefings & paper presentations,
In short it accommodates lighter sessions.

I.C.E Lab lies by its side,
With doors open wide,
Based on the working of engine & its parts,
There you will find a scooter and open cars.

At last,
We are back to Seminar hall,
Where we are celebrating ‘the WELCOME call’,
So, Juniors, I think you liked this trip........
‘JUST ENJOY’ is my final tip !!!!


by-
Piyush Agrawal

Date-25/07/08
Occasion- Fresher party for Juniors