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Friday 25 July 2008

Welcome Juniors

Welcome Juniors

Hey Juniors!!! Mechanical Department ‘welcomes’ you,
As for our family you are new.
Let me introduce you to the Mech Block,
Where, you have to survive round the clock.

Starting with the E.G lab,
Just above the ceiling’s slab,
I hope you drafted your ideas well,
Nothing new for you to tell.

Next comes the Lab of Measurements,
It accommodate gauges and other instruments,
Practical adds more to your value,
Just connect the instrument and reading it will tell you.

Class room comes next to it,
Hope you know the scenario of the place, where you sit.

Next Lab is of Thermodynamics,
It includes Boilers and it’s bricks,
‘Prototypes’ appear to be fascinating,
and everybody faints while ‘Manual’ making.

‘Air Conditioning’ lab is still a mystery,
HMT lab shares same history,
These two labs are not known to me,
Why to take tension? Just be tension free.

Next comes the Lab of Mechanics,
You must have played with ‘Efforts & Tricks’;
By the side of the staffroom is departmental library,
Its unusual darkness is quite scary,
Although books are there for enlightening your mind,
Answer to your queries you will find.

Jumping from the 1s floor ....to he Ground level,
Let us restart our travel.
First comes the CAD/CAM section,
Meant for designing the ‘machine sections’.

Heading on to the 3-in-1 place,
With SOM-KOM-&-DOM as its face,
It is the place where UTM resides,
And mechanically charged Governor ball glides;
It is the place where machines talks,
In short we can say ‘Mechanical Rocks’.

Computer Lab lies next to it,
Making numerical formulae practically fit.

Next comes the Seminar Hall,
White board in position covers the wall,
Meant for briefings & paper presentations,
In short it accommodates lighter sessions.

I.C.E Lab lies by its side,
With doors open wide,
Based on the working of engine & its parts,
There you will find a scooter and open cars.

At last,
We are back to Seminar hall,
Where we are celebrating ‘the WELCOME call’,
So, Juniors, I think you liked this trip........
‘JUST ENJOY’ is my final tip !!!!


by-
Piyush Agrawal

Date-25/07/08
Occasion- Fresher party for Juniors

Wednesday 27 February 2008

B.I.T UDAY

“B.I.T-UDAY”

Look At the Sun with Shining Ray,
I Welcome You in ‘BIT-UDAY’,
Nature Is There For Your Inspiration,
And We Are Here, To Salute Your Creation.

The ‘Tech-Utsav’ Is Special of its Kind,
It’s All about Technology and Creative Mind.

Turning the Arena into the Battle Field,
Loaded With Armor & Protective Shield,
Robots Are the Fighters Here,
‘RoboWar’ Is Full Of Excitement & Cheer.

Let’s Play With the Numbers,
And Trouble Your Mind,
‘SUDOKU’ Is the Game,
Missing Numbers You Have To Find.

Want The Computer Dance On Your Finger Tips?
And Tense Others With A Mouse Click?
‘Key-Board’ Is Your Only Lethal Weapon,
And ‘Soft Battle’ makes it Happen.

In B-Tycoon & Ad-Sense,
Blend Experience with ‘Advertising’ Essence,
Present It in Attractive Way,
“What an Idea Sirjee!!!” We Will Say.

Float In Air, Beat the Gravity,
In ‘BIT-UDAY’ it’s The Reality,
With ‘Zero-Gravity’ Take-off Your Flight,
This Event Is The Real ‘Delight’.

Twist Your Mind in Logical Way,
‘Mind Twister’ Will Check How Long Do You Stay?!!
Apply Your Creativity & Make the Structure Stand,
‘Srijan’ Is Like Building House With ‘Sand’.
Crossing the Pit IS A Matter of Worry,
As ‘Earthmovers’ Has a Different Story;
Robots Are Back In Action,
Just Place The Bridge To Your Selection.

Showcase Your Artistic Skills,
As ‘Pick-Pic’ Displays Your Stills.
‘Exhibit Your Ideas in Innovative Way,
It Is All About ‘Technical Play’.

Plot the Plan & Make Strategy,
And Hit the Target Quite Easily,
Team work Is Required When ‘GAME is ON’,
Let’s See,” Who Is The Don!!!”

Make Your Design Rock ‘n’ Roll,
With Mechanical Energy as its Soul,
‘Impulse’ Is the Place for Action,
As It Being ‘The Center OF Attraction’.

So,
With The Participation of Everyone,
Make This ‘UTSAV’ Shine Like The Sun.......

By-
PIYUSH AGRAWAL,
B.E.-4th SEM,
(Mechanical)

Written On- 22-02-2008
Occasion- BIT-UDAY (B.I.T Tech-Utsav).

College ki kahani-2 (censored version)

POEM- “COLLEGE KI KAHANI- 2

1st Semester Passed in getting acquainted with the College,
We strived throughout the Semester exams,
That tested our knowledge.

Tackling with the library system we went mad,
Out dated style of issuing is really very sad.
However,
Newspaper stand is the coolest place,
‘Reference section’ adds more to this race.

The institute often talks Hi-Fi,
That they have placed system of Wi-Fi,
But, the speed of internet is not even a pie,
It is place where our patience die.

With no mouse attachment,
Surfing place becomes Starvation Zone;
As if the cats have partied,
Leaving the computers alone.

The place to enjoy was WORKSHOP,
We find ‘creativity’ as the key to open this ‘lock’.
We started up with the LATHE,
The rotating chuk strengthened our faith;
As we reached the Bench vice,
We were weird away filing 1mm slice.
When we saw how machines talk,
We concluded that ‘MECHANICAL REALLY ROCK’.

Labs appeared to be the refreshing one,
Thanks to the staff they were easily done.

Coming to the subjects and their respective teachers,
Let us discuss their salient features.

Calculating Acoustical Interference Relative to Ultrasonic,
Physics flew away with speed of supersonic;
Talking of X-rays & shooting electron gun,
The ‘teacher’ incorporated some real fun.

The subject that ruined us was ’Applied Chemistry’,
‘Fuels & Combustion’ was like unsolved mystery;
Also,
‘Explosives & Propellants’ blasted in the exam,
And we did nothing except hitting our palm.

Engineering Mechanics lead to Brain teasing,
As ‘Friction & M.I.’ were not so pleasing;
D’Alembert’s Principle added more to the trouble,
Although,
‘Trusses & Bending Moment’ formed a Scoring Couple.

When it came to Communication Skill,
It was like a Sleeping Pill;
In Madam’s lecture we got confuse,
And most of us appeared like a ‘Short –circuited fuse’

Maths did not included much change,
It just integrated its wide range.

Now,
Last but not the least,
Let us discuss Electrical’s Feast,
It was the one with Shocking taste,
‘Measuring Instrument’ was treated like a waste.
Our madam really taught us well,
She always had something new to tell.

2nd semester ended really very fast,
Like watching fast forward film without knowing the cast.

Lot more to tell...........
I’m setting the line,
If you liked this one.
Then, please wait for some time.........


Written by:-
PIYUSH AGRAWAL
B.E. 2nd YEAR
Branch- Mechanical.

Written on-19-july-2007

Friday 1 February 2008

EK ANOKHI KAHANI........

Poem ~“ EK ANOKHI KAHAANI ”
{kyunki izzat thi bachaani} `

‘Lakri Ki Almaari’ ki hai ye Kahaani,
Aaj aapko yahi hai sunaani......

Ho gayi ye[‘Almari’] ab thodhi puraani,
Fir bhi, STYLE se jhalakti hai Jawaani.

Bahut see kitaa-bon ka ye bani Aashi-yaana,
Saath hee dekha isne Fi-lon Ka Aana –Jaana;
Momentos ko isne Sar-Aakhon par baithaaya,
Choti si Chitkani ko apna ‘TAAJ’ banaaya.

Tab iska Roop-Rang aur nikhar kar aaya,
Jab ise NEELI Uniform se, PEELA Coat Peh-naaya.

Isne,
Raddi kagazon ko 'Sa-leeke' se Rehna Sikhaya,
Puraani Raseed-on ko unke saath Baithaaya.

Ved-Gran-thon ki kari Badhe shaan se Ag-vaa-eee,
Engineering ki Kitaabein unki padhosi bann-ne aayi;
Drawing sheets ko le aayi apne saath,
Jald hee nikle-gi inki baraat.

Fi-lon ko 2 naye kam-ron mein Basaaya,
‘Dictionaries’ ke liye alag Quarter Sajaaya.
‘Library ki books’ Meh-maan bankar aayi,
Unhe Sofe-Kursi ki saa-ir bhi karwaai.

Sabne milkar bahut khushiyaan manaee,
Isme Miss. Deemak- Mr. Kauk-roach ke saath aayi;
Dono ko PARTY mein Bahut Mazzaa aaya,
At Last………..
Unko with family BASEMENT mein Theh-raaya.

24x7 ye rehti hai Tai-naat,
Koi farak nahi padhta…
Chaahe din ho ya Raat;
Har waqt badhaa kar ye apna Haath...
Kehti hai “Chalo mere saath.....to ban jaye baat”

Iski Khoobsurati ne lagaye ‘Chaar Chaand’,
‘Chote Kamre’ ki Shaan mein,
Aisi Apni Shak-siyat banaayi

Ki Poem likhi gayi inke SAM-MAAN mein.

Piyush

VAMSI-'The Great'


VAMSI-'The Great'

Harry potter's biggest fan,
He Calls himself a 'dead man'.
'Scrables' is his favorite game,
Can you guess his name??????

VAMSI aur kaun...

Chehre se lagta hai confuse,
Jaise udh gaya ho dimaag ka fuse.
Fir bhi iski bowling hai tezzz...
Jaise Michale Shumacher in F-1 race.

Shawn michale ka bahut hai crase.
'Guit' is his favourite phrase.
Chaley gaye woh old days....
When VAMSI wa the one difficult to chase.

Vamsi hai activa par latakta rumaal,
Fir bhi hai bahut kamaal,
Puchta ajeeb-o-gareeb sawaal??
Single haddi kar har waqt dhamaal...

Abhi,Sunil,Phani says good bye,
Kabhi kar lena inka phone try.
Priyesh-Manjeet kahen...'please never forget us, we r high-tec e-mail us'.


Sumi-Mansi ko SMS kar lena,
Ankit ko missed call de dena.
Suchs se tu online chat kar,
AUR MUJHE,din mein 2 times yaad kar...


Tu apun ka hai achcha dost,
Jaise combination of butter and toast,
Our friendship and trust ,
Is like a metal free from 'rust'.

Humari itni lambi kahaani....
Is poem mein nahi sama payegi.
Umeed hai ise padhne ke baad .....
'TUMHE NEEND ACHCHI AAYEGI!!!!???

-Piyush

Lesson No.-3 P.V.A Phanindra

Lesson No.-3 P.V.A Phanindra

Hatta-katta hai ye insaan,
Bahut lamba hai iska naam,
Naam ki jaisi lambi iski Height,
He never indulge in any fight.

Pehle socho iska naam,
Tabhi karna koi aur kaam..........

{P.V.A PHANINDRA aur kaun......????}

Novels padhne ka iska 'Shocking' shauk,
Although,
Da Vinci Code really rock(s)..........
Boring gaane iski pasand,
Jaise an M.N.C with Zero fund.

Organic Chemistry ki iski trick,
Jaise a 'Goal' on Beckham's Free Kick,;
Physics mein iske mast-mast fundae,
Which is getting better day-by-day;
Maths ki speed like Sukhoi Fighter,
Jiska hai ye main 'Striker'.
Also,
Your logics are quite accurate,
Jaise an 'iceing' on a Chocolate Cake.

Humdono ki dosti hai kamaal,
Main hoon Jawaab(Ans.) aur ye hai Sawaal (?).

Together we have completed our school days,
Full of excitement, fun and chase.
Still i remember,Jab miley the pehli baar,
Ye laga tha kuch ajeeb aur kuch bekaar;
Fir ban gaye hum dono yaar,
Umeed hai ye dosti rahegi Bar-ka-raar.
Aapka ek VOTE layega humari सरकार,
Aur humein bhi mil jayegi LAAl-BATTI wali Car.

Intelligent hote hue bhi hai Bewakoof,
Hope,you will understan no need to prove.

'Sunil' predicts your future to be Bright,
Jaise colours RED and White.

Aakhir mein,
Ek important Tip,
This will help you to remain fit,
Padhaai ke saath-saath Khel bhi lena,
'Himesh' ke gaane sunte rehna.........

#[written to bid my farewell to P.V.A after 12th standard]

KEEP SMILING........

College Ki Khani-1

POEM- “COLLEGE KI KAHANI


Aaye the jab college pehli-pehli baar,
Ye laga tha kuch ageeb aur kuch bekaar.
School ki yaad bahut aayee thee,
Chehare par ghabrahat chhaee thee,
Fir bhi aa gaye himmat karke.
‘Swagat’ ke liye maano Teachers ki baraat aayee thee.

Pehle din to intro. Chala,
Doston ka naam pata chala,
Canteen ka ‘samosa’ bhi taste kiya,
Seniors ko darte-darte face kiya.

Aur……
Aakhir mein aayee ‘CIVIL LAB’ ki baari,
And then appeared Mr. M.K.Tiwari (sir).
Because of his astonishing features,
It was difficult to predict him as a ‘TEACHER’.
Fir bhi,
Later on we realize,
That the ‘sir’ is the one always direct and precise.

Same is the case with Mr. Robinson (sir).
Although, he appeared to be most frightening one.

Dhapekar sir is quite cool,
Unintentionally, making us fool.
His nature of giving partial instructions,
Sometimes cause major destruction.

Although, he is good in giving the notes,
Which is like butter on the toast.

Naveeen Jain sirs’
Way of explanation is too good,
It can be called as ‘FAST FOOD’,
In actual it is JUNK, but tastes good.
Just like that,
Even the boring topics, he made us understood.

Visualization is the base of E.G.,
‘Chug sir’ made it clear,
But,
How to visualize the things,
This is still a Question of ‘FEAR’.

The subject of ecology,
Seems to be quite boring,
And when it is a matter of 2 periods,
You will find,
Half the class empty and rest of them ‘SNORING’

Further……..
CT-1 and CT-2 are always matter of tension,
Hope of getting used to it,
By the end of this session.
Labs and practical adds more to the fuss.
“Why don’t they send ‘the manual’ via e-mail to us???”

There is lot more to write about the college,
But the rhyming is not set.
So wait for its ROCKING sequel,
Hope you will not forget!!!!!

Priyesh ki kahani Piyush ki Zubaani


Priyesh Ki Kahani Piyush Ki Zubaani


Masti Bahari life mein 'Emotion' ka Tadhka,
Aisa anokha hai ye ladhka;
'Physics Wizard' ke naam se ise jaano,
Kaun hai yeh abb pehchano...........



PRIYESH SHARMA hai iska naam,
Filmein dekhna iska kaam;
Kareena ka ye Deewaana,
Always ready for Physics padhna and padhana.

Priyesh ki khasiyat uski Sachchayee,
Saath mein karta thodhi padhaai,
Karan, Yash ya Subhash Ghai,
Film hit wohi jo Priyesh ko Bhaee.

Iski 'Pakaane' ki aadat puraani,
Humesha sunata nayee-nayee kahani;
Faaltu ki tension bhi bahut hai leta,
Fir bhi kisi se kuch naa kehta;

Khel-kood se hai ghabrata,
Himesh ke gaane se darr jata;
Iske gaane ki choice bekaar,
Jaise bina tyre ki 'Car';
Fir bhi,
He is our STAR,
Isko karein Salaam baar-baar.

Ye hum sab mein ek anokha 'Creature',
Bahut hee cool hai iska Nature;
'Court' ke future mein iska future,
My best wishes for his College Lecture(s).

Humari dosti ka mast hai funda,
Tu khaye Andaa aur main khaoon Danda.
Hey,
Difficult to have friend like you ...
Difinitely yaar i'll miss you..........


#written to bid farewell to Priyesh after 12th standard

Sunday 13 January 2008

N-80







N-80
[ Nanaji @ 80 ]










At the Agra Cantt station,
Half past mid-night,
There was a man standing under the light,
He was there with a big Jar,
Parked outside was FIAT car.
As soon as the train reached the station,
Mummy yelled in sensation,
'Look Look who has come !!!'
And, He was there for out WELCOME.
Then he served us the Chilled 'Roo-Afzaa',
To which we in corous did Wah ! Wah !! Wah !!!

You must be wondering who is HE.............
He is none other than 'MY NANAJI'.

Today Nanaji turned 80,
Sharing Togetherness, Fun and Gaiety;
Still looking as young as 20,
Spreading love around in plenty.

He taught me to stand on my feet,
Kachoris & Jalebees were healthy treat;
On Atlas he showed me the world around,
And the 'TAJ MAHAL' standing tall on the ground.

Alibaba in motion.
With 40 thieves behind,
'VIEW Master's' technique just ignited my mind.
The Art of Paper cutting , He taught to me very well,
In each & every visit, He always had something new to tell.
Whenever I'm with him,
My practical classes are always ON,
From Key & Lock to the Theory of the Clock,
The classes continue through dusk & dawn.

At the Age of 60,
He left TATA's TISCO,
Now at the age of 80,
He is as new as 'TATA NANO'.
He is the center of our family,
Around whom we all revolve,
As you can see the picture,
The 'Cover Picture'[Of the invitation card] says it all.

Four generations have gathered here,
For this HAPPY cause,
So let us all Pause,
And give NANAJI a Hearty Applause.

#On the occasion of My NANAJI's 80th birthday
#Venue-Cricket Club of India , Mumbai